Suddenly, best post.
I’ve never agreed more completely with a Tumblr post ever.
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
“Can I ask you something?”
The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop
right behind “we need to talk”
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people