these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog!

misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

christhegeek:

weepingpegasus:

vaginapowersactivate:

Suddenly, best post.

I’ve never agreed more completely with a Tumblr post ever.

rneerkat:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

dearmisswhite:

crazyboutthemwranglerjeans:

“Can I ask you something?”

The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop

right behind “we need to talk”

trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

our friendship in a nutshell.

readalot413:

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people

whatisoblivion:

thewierdones:

vic talking about olivia

I just want to hug him and never let him go